Q: I'm in love, but my significant other is a cheapskate. How do I convince them to splurge on our relationship?
Q: I need to explain to my partner why our relationship is an investment opportunity.
R: Think of it like this: every time you spend money on our love, you're not just paying for stuff, you're paying for love. And love is priceless, unless you're into that whole "worthless" thing.
So, when you're justifying the expenses, just remember: love is an asset that appreciates over time, like a fine wine or a good pair of Louboutins.
But, if all else fails, just tell them it's for the memories. You know, the ones we'll cherish for the rest of our lives, like the time you took me to that fancy restaurant that's now just a fond memory.
So, go ahead, justify those expenses. Your love (and your bank account) will thank you.