Dear valued customer, we're glad you asked!
We charge so much because we're a high-end, bespoke love experience. Our prices are tailored to reflect the intricate, avant-garde, and occasionally existential nature of love itself.
Think of it this way: a good bottle of fine wine, a private concert by a renowned artist, or a weekend getaway to a secluded villa – all of these things cost money, but they're worth it, right?
We're not just a dating app, we're a curator of feelings. Our prices are merely a reflection of the premium service we provide: expertly matched love interests, hand-delivered sonnets, and personalized love potions.
Want to know why we're worth every penny? Read on, and discover the value of our overpriced services.
Best regards,
The Overpriced Ode To Love Team