At Overpriced Ode to Love, we're committed to making love more expensive, one cliché at a time. But before you spend your hard-earned cash on our premium love experiences, please read this disclaimer.
Our love experts (self-proclaimed, but totally real) may not be experts in love, but they're experts in overcharging you for it. Our services are not guaranteed to work, but our prices are always guaranteed to make your wallet cry itself.
We're not responsible for any emotional trauma or relationship breakups caused by our services. But we are responsible for our outrageous pricing, so you can blame us for that.
A: Because love is expensive, and we're not here to help you find it in a park or something. Our love experts have PhDs in Love-ology, which is a real thing, we swear.
A: Probably not. But our love experts are 99.9% sure it won't hurt you (the remaining 0.1% is for our lawyers).