A: Because we're not just selling a product, we're selling an experience. And experiences are priceless. Or, at the very least, very expensive.
A: Ha! You're kidding, right? Our return policy is as follows: you can return it, but only if you're willing to pay for shipping both ways. And by "both ways," we mean you have to pay for our lawyers to draft a contract that says you can't return it.
A: Ah, you've done your research. Yes, it's true. We're actually a coalition of robots who just happen to be running a successful business while also secretly plotting world domination. But don't worry, we promise not to use our laser eye beams to melt the polar ice caps (yet).