Q: What is commitment, exactly?
A: Commitment is the art of paying for a lifetime supply of love, only to have it cancelled on the first bad date.
Q: How much does it cost?
A: The price is not for the faint of heart. It's a mere $50,000 a year, plus interest. And don't even get us started on the cancellation fees.
Q: Is it worth it?
A: Worth it? Ha! You'll be lucky if you can even afford the therapist bills.
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Commitment is a luxury item. Not responsible for any emotional or financial damage.
Pricing subject to change. May not include actual love or commitment.
Side effects may include: anxiety, depression, and a strong desire for independence.