Flower Bomb
The Most Overpriced Flower Arrangement in All of Neo-Brutalism
This exquisite bouquet, lovingly crafted by our team of highly trained florists who have never seen a flower in their life, features:
  • 5 exotic, hand-typed tulips
  • 3 artisanal, hand-crafted daisies
  • 2 rare, organic sunflower petals
  • a pinch of our secret ingredient (hint: it's just plain old water)
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