Welcome to Overpriced Ode to Love, where our flowers are so divine, they'll break your heart.
We've taken the art of floristry to new heights, literally, with our 10-foot-tall, diamond-studded, gold-plated bouquets that'll make you cry tears of joy and despair.
Our prices? A steal! Only $10,000 for the "Love My Wallet" bouquet, $20,000 for the "Break-Your-Heart" bouquet, and a mere $50,000 for the "Will-You-Marry-Me" bouquet, because, why not?
Pre-Need a Lawyer before you commit to any of our bouquets, because, trust us, it's a wild ride.
Or, if you'd rather prepay for the prenup and get a discount, we won't judge you.
FlowerTaxes, because, let's be real, it's not like you're gonna have kids or something...