Overpriced Ode to Love

Welcome to Overpriced Ode to Love, where our flowers are so divine, they'll break your heart.

We've taken the art of floristry to new heights, literally, with our 10-foot-tall, diamond-studded, gold-plated bouquets that'll make you cry tears of joy and despair.

Our prices? A steal! Only $10,000 for the "Love My Wallet" bouquet, $20,000 for the "Break-Your-Heart" bouquet, and a mere $50,000 for the "Will-You-Marry-Me" bouquet, because, why not?

Pre-Need a Lawyer before you commit to any of our bouquets, because, trust us, it's a wild ride.

Or, if you'd rather prepay for the prenup and get a discount, we won't judge you.

FlowerTaxes, because, let's be real, it's not like you're gonna have kids or something...