Are you tired of being alone? Do you yearn for the warmth and comfort of human connection? Look no further! This comprehensive guide will walk you through the intricacies of purchasing love.
Step 1: Acquire a significant amount of money
Invest in a nice suit, some flowers, and a subscription to a dating app. You know, for the usual.
Step 2: Develop a charming smile
Practice in front of a mirror, work on your posture, and perfect your "I'm a catch" pose.
Step 3: Craft a witty pickup line
Study the works of Woody Allen, pay attention to your surroundings, and try not to sound too creepy.
Step 4: Approach your target with confidence and panache
Remember, it's all about confidence, not desperation. Unless you're desperate. In that case, just be honest.
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