Welcome to our bespoke love letter prophets, where we'll craft your love letters with the utmost care, precision, and utter ridiculousness.
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Need to confess your love for someone, but words fail you? Let us do the talking for you! Our love letters will make their heart skip a beat and their wallet weep (because, let's be real, they'll have to buy you flowers and gifts now).
Our prophets will guide you through the process, ensuring your love letter is as swoon-worthy as you are. We offer the following services:
ConfessYour prophets - Because who needs subtlety in love?
OverpricedGifts - Because love shouldn't be cheap (or should it?)
CustomizeYourTears - Because every heartbreak is unique, just like your love
Or if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could always WriteYourOwn
We'll take your request and turn it into a masterpiece of love, all while making fun of the absurdity of love and relationships.
Don't say we didn't warn you...