Welcome, dear customer, to Our Flower Farm, where we'll happily part you from your cash and your sanity.
We have the most overpriced flowers in town! Come for our exquisite 'Love Potion No. 9' rose, just $50 a stem, or our 'Bleeding Heart' bouquet, a mere $100 for the whole shebang!
See our 'Prophet's Petal' for the most divine of flowers! And don't forget our 'Bouquet of Despair'! A dozen roses that will make you question every life choice you've ever made.(Prices subject to change, like, every five minutes. Ask for details.)