Overpriced Ode to Love: Personalized Puppy Love Faqs

Welcome, dear customers! We're glad you asked.

What is Overpriced Ode to Love?

It's a revolutionary new concept where we take your feelings of love and multiply them by 1000, then charge you for the privilege of experiencing it. It's like a spa day for your heart!

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What kind of personalized love do I get with Overpriced Ode to Love?

Our expert love technicians will craft a bespoke love experience tailored to your unique specifications. Choose from a variety of options:

• Puppy cuddles: 10 minutes of uninterrupted puppy snuggles for $1000
• Puppy playtime: 1 hour of playtime with our team of highly trained and adorable puppies for $2000
• Puppy whispering: our expert love whisperers will whisper sweet nothings into your ear for $3000

Is this really worth it?

We think so! Our research suggests that the human brain is wired to respond positively to cute, fluffy animals. It's science! (Or maybe it's just our lawyers telling us to say that.)

How do I book my personalized puppy love?

To book, simply click here and fill out our comprehensive love questionnaire. We'll take care of the rest.

What if I need help?

Please contact our customer love support team at support@overpricedodtlove.com or visit our FAQs for more information.