Overpriced Ode To Love

We specialize in crafting love poems that will make your heart sing, but not your wallet cry.

Our services include:

• Customized love songs - Because who needs actual talent when you can just reword someone else's song?
• Handwritten letters from famous authors - We'll make it look like Shakespeare himself wrote it, but actually it's just our intern
• Customized trophies - Because what's more romantic than a tacky piece of plastic with your name on it?

We also offer:

• Free consultation with a love expert - Our expert will charge you $500 an hour to tell you that everything is going to be okay.