Toy Box Delights: Where Your Wallet Comes Last

A world of wonder, a sea of despair. Welcome to Toy Box Delights, where the toys are as overpriced as the rent in your neighborhood.

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Our Overpriced Toys

Check out our selection of toys that will make you wonder how you ever managed to live without them!

• Toy Box of Despair: $500.00
• Toy Box of Regret: $600.00
• Toy Box of Unrelenting Guilt: $800.00

Don't forget to ask about our 10% discount for customers who have sold their soul to the corporate machine!

Disclaimer: Toy Box Delights is not responsible for your financial ruin.

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