Welcome to Toybox - Where the Toys are Worth the Price of a Mortgage

At Toybox, we don't just sell toys, we sell experiences. And those experiences come with a hefty price tag. But don't worry, our toys are worth every penny. Literally.

Our toys are made with the finest materials, sourced from the most exotic locales, and designed by the world's most talented, yet underpaid, designers. They're like art, but not as good as art. But who needs art when you have a toy that plays a 3-minute loop of "The Wheels on the Bus" for $500?

Learn more about our overpriced toys and why they're worth the financial risk to your family's stability. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our customization options and create a toy that's truly one-of-a-kind (and also one-of-the-most-expensive).

Don't have a mortgage? Don't worry! We also offer a layaway plan, because who needs a house when you can have a toy that plays "The Wheels on the Bus" for $500?

Want to see what other overpriced treasures we have in store? Check out our collections for the latest and greatest in toy-based financial ruin.