Advanced Overthinking Techniques

Overthinking is an art form that requires dedication, patience, and a healthy dose of paranoia.

• Technique 1: Paranoid Looping – Repeat the same 5-minute conversation in your head for hours on end.
• Technique 2: Analysis Paralysis – Overanalyze every minor decision, including what to eat for breakfast.
• Technique 3: Overcompensation – Make up 17 different reasons why you can't just use the default settings.
• Technique 4: Counterintuitive Logic – Assume the opposite of what everyone else thinks is true.
• Technique 5: Red Herring Redirection – Distract yourself with an unrelated factoid for hours.

Remember, overthinking is a skill that takes time to develop. Don't worry if you get stuck. You can always come back to the Overthinking 101 Home page.