Uncontrollable Vocal Tremors - The Karaoke Epidemic

Due to an unfortunate combination of factors, including an excess of enthusiasm and a lack of self-control, a mysterious affliction has spread across the land: the Uncontrollable Vocal Tremors. Those afflicted, known as "Karaoke-rats", can no longer contain their vocal outbursts, bursting into song at the most inopportune moments.

Treatment Options:

• Therapy Sessions
• Earplugs and Gagging Orders
• Rehab Singing Groups

Testimonials:

• "I was once a Karaoke-rat. Now I'm a recovered Karaoke-rat, thanks to these fine folks!" - John D., former Karaoke-rat
• "I just burst into 'I Will Always Love You' at the grocery store. My ex-wife left me." - Dave M., current Karaoke-rat
• "My kids think I'm the 'Singing Machine'. I'm not proud." - Mom, still a Karaoke-rat

Disclaimer:

We cannot be held responsible for any damage caused by excessive vocal outbursts, including but not limited to: noise pollution, property damage, or emotional distress. Use this site at your own risk. We're not your mom.