Overused Joke Mechanisms

Because you asked for it, here are some jokes that are so old, they're practically ancient.

1. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and that's what chickens do, duh.

2. Why do we never have any money? Because we're broke, duh.

Yeah, that's it.

3. What do you call a bear of very little brain?

A bear of very little brain. Because, you know, that's the punchline.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? (The Saga Continues)

It was a long and winding road, full of twists and turns, but our hero, Cluck Norris, finally made it to the other side.

The Aftermath

Cluck was left shaken but unharmed. The chicken who asked the question was last seen wandering the countryside, muttering to itself.