YOU'VE BEEN WARNED: THE DANGERS OF OVERUSING EXCESSIVE USE OF ALL CAPS

Are you tired of your message getting lost in the sea of subtlety? Do you want to make sure your point is heard loud and clear? Do you enjoy being yelled at by the internet? Then welcome to the ultimate guide to overusing excessive use of all caps!

THE SYMPTOMS:

• People will ignore you because your message is too shrill.
• You will strain your vocal cords from shouting so much.
• You will attract unwanted attention from grammatical authorities.
• People will start to suspect you of being a try-hard.

TREATMENT:

• Start by using all caps for every other word.
• Add excessive punctuation marks for added emphasis.
• Use at least 3 bold tags for every sentence.
• Don't forget to include at least one poorly drawn image of a cat in the middle of your message.