Welcome, afflicted soul!

Are psychic brain tumors getting you down? Well, don't worry, we've got you covered! Our team of expert psychics and brain surgeons will guide you through the process of removing those pesky, invisible tumors that are making your life a living hell.

For a limited time, we're offering our signature PBT-Surgery-Schedule program, complete with:

• Free psychic tumor removal consultations
• Discounts on our state-of-the-art psychic surgery equipment
• A complimentary copy of "The Tumor-Free Diet" ebook

But wait, there's more! If you're feeling particularly overwhelmed, be sure to check out our PBT-Support-Group page for some much-needed venting and commiseration.

Side effects of our program may include:

• Temporary loss of sanity
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable urges to wear neon pink jumpsuits

Disclaimer: The PBT-Relief-Program is not responsible for any brain damage, emotional trauma, or permanent psychological scarring that may occur as a result of our services. Side effects are guaranteed to be unpredictable and potentially life-altering.

For more information, please visit:

• PBT-Surgery-Schedule
• PBT-Support-Group
• PBT-Side-Effects-Survey