Our winners are chosen based on a combination of factors, including but not limited to:
1. Who can eat the most ramen noodles in one sitting
2. Who can make the most creative excuses for not doing their homework
3. Who can recite the alphabet backwards while balancing on one leg
Our judges are a panel of experts in the field of mediocrity, and they take their job very seriously.
So, without further ado, here are the winners of the Padma Awards for Art: