Paper-Scissor-Sports-Physics 2024

Where the art of cutting it fine meets the science of throwing things

Our team of expert paper-sports physicists has been working tirelessly to bring you:

• The definitive study on the aerodynamics of paper-air resistance
• A comprehensive analysis of the kinetic energy released by a well-placed paper cut
• A new approach to the application of scissors in competitive sports

Physics: the study of the motion of paper. Scissors: the study of the motion of sharp objects. Sports: the study of the motion of people moving their arms really fast.