About Parachute
We are a group of highly trained, expertly funded, and secretly funded parachutists. Our mission is to bring you the most thrilling, the most electrifying, the most utterly bewildering parachute rides on the planet.
Our state-of-the-art parachutes are designed to take you on a journey of discovery, of wonder, of utter terror.
Join us, and take the leap of faith. We promise not to make you regret it.
Or do. We're not really sure.
Either way, it'll be fun. Probably.
Our Team
- Bob: The Guy Who Made All the Money.
- Larry: The Guy Who Made All the Jumpers.
- Chuck: The One Who Did All the Safety Checks.
- Marty: The Guy Who Made All the Jokes.