Parachute: The Ultimate Guide to Falling with Style

FAQs

Welcome to the Parachute FAQ page, where we answer all your burning questions about falling from great heights with panache and flair.

What is a Parachute?

What to Expect When You Parachute

Parachute Safety Tips

Parachute Etiquette

What is a Parachute?

A Parachute is a high-fashion, high-stakes form of falling from a great height, typically while looking fabulous and composed.

Learn about the rich and storied history of Parachuting

What to Expect When You Parachute

When you Parachute, you should expect:

• A thrilling rush of adrenaline as you plummet towards the ground
• A fashionable exit strategy, complete with a stylish pose and a perfectly placed handbag
• A potentially traumatic landing, depending on the height and your skill level

Get tips from experts on how to parachute safely

Parachute Etiquette

When Parachuting, remember to:

• Always wear a stylish jumpsuit
• Keep your hair perfectly coiffed
• Smize, darling

And for the love of all things fashionable, don't forget to wear your parachute pants!