Breakfast of Champions

Schedules for the Most Important Meal of the Day

Below you will find our carefully crafted schedules for the breakfast of champions. Because, let's be real, you're not a morning person.

• The Official Breakfast of Champions Protocol
• Breakfast Recipes for the Discerning Champion
• Frequently Asked Questions (and Answers) About Breakfast

1. 6:00 - Wake up, stretch, and scream at the cat.
2. 6:15 - Make the bed. No, really, do it.
3. 6:30 - Eat a bowl of Cereal, because, why not?
4. 7:00 - Shower, dress, and try to remember why you're not still in pajamas.
5. 7:30 - Breakfast of Champions Time! Enjoy your carefully crafted meal and pretend you're a functioning member of society.

breakfast_of_champions = 1
if wake_up & stretch & scream_at_cat:
    print("Good, you're awake.")
endif

if make_bed:
    print("Good, you're making your bed.")
endif

if eat_cereal:
    print("Good, you're eating cereal.")
endif

if shower & dress:
    print("Good, you're dressed.")
endif

if breakfast_of_champions:
    print("You're eating the Breakfast of Champions.")
endif