We are the purveyors of paperwork. The kings and queens of bureaucracy. The ones who make the forms go round in circles.
Our menu is a never-ending labyrinth of forms, each one more delightful than the last!
Click here to see our extensive collection of forms that serve no discernible purpose, but look nice in our waiting room.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to see our menu, which is just a bunch of forms with some food names scribbled on them.
But wait, there's more! Our menu paradox page is a real mind-bender. Try to get a straight answer out of our menu and see how long you can keep your head spinning!
And, of course, don't forget to check out our Time Loop Theory for a real treatise on the nature of time and the futility of paperwork.
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