By accessing our site, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service, even though nobody actually reads them. If you're looking for a good challenge, try reading the fine print on the back of your cereal box. It's almost as exciting!
Our site, ParadigmParanoiaTherapy, reserves the right to change these Terms of Service at any time without notice. Because we can.
By continuing to use our site, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will comply with these Terms of Service. Or not. We really don't care.
Our site, ParadigmParanoiaTherapy, is not responsible for your actions while using our site. We're not responsible for your sanity, either. You're on your own.
You agree that you will not use our site for any purpose other than its intended use. Like, don't try to use our site as a makeshift toaster or anything.
We reserve the right to cancel your account at any time, for any reason. Or no reason. Just because. Like, we might cancel it because we're feeling a little grumpy today, and you're just too much for us to handle.
You agree that you will not hold us liable for any damages or losses you incur as a result of using our site. Because, let's face it, you're probably the one who's really responsible for your own problems.