Welcome to the Paradigm Party Invitations!

You've been invited to a party that's so exclusive, you'll need to use a secret password to get in.

But don't worry, we've got you covered! Here's your invite:

Party Password: BANANA

Don't bother trying to figure out what it means, just show up and enjoy the free snacks!

Want to RSVP? Click here to let us know you're coming!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to join our secret society and get exclusive access to our underground network.