You are currently trapped in a never-ending cycle of paradox, but don't worry, it's not your fault. It's just the fabric of space-time being all "meh" about it.
We have a few theories:
- Maybe you're just a simulation within a simulation within a simulation.
- Perhaps you're experiencing a quantum fluctuation that's just really bad at math.
- Or maybe you're just stuck in a infinite loop of boredom and Netflix shows.