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Time Loop Theory: Because Time Is All About the Loop, Man

According to our research, the fabric of space-time is a never-ending cycle of repetition. Think of it like a bad rerun of Time Heists, where every moment is a chance to relive the past and make the same mistakes over and over.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Time Loop Proofs page, where we've collected the best evidence to support our theory.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Time Loop Gaming: the ultimate challenge to see how long you can survive in the loop without losing your mind.

And for the really brave ones, there's The Ship of Theseus, where you get to relive the myth of the ship that replaced its own parts until it was no longer the same ship.

But Wait, There's More!

We've also got Time Loop Teaparty, where you can attend a never-ending tea party with all the paradoxical implications of temporal relativity.

Stay in the loop, folks!

Or, you know, try to break free from it.