In a shocking turn of events, the Golden Spoon Theory has turned out to be not so golden after all. Instead, it's a maze of contradictions, a labyrinth of logic that defies explanation.
Imagine a spoon that's both golden and not golden at the same time. A spoon that's simultaneously delicious and disgusting. A spoon that's so confusing, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
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