Paragliding 101: A Guide for the Turbulent

Chapter 1: Preparing for the Unknown

When faced with a turbulent air pocket, your priority is to stay calm and focused. Visualize your landing, much like a skydiver on a mission from the heavens.

Here's a checklist for your pre-pre-flight preps:

Chapter 2: Navigating the Stormy Skies

As you enter the turbulent air pocket, stay centered and remember that turbulence is just a state of mind.

Keep your wits about you, and always be prepared for unforeseen landings.

And remember, a well-placed meme can be your only friend in times of need.

Stay safe, stay stylish, and repeat after me: "I am the master of my parachute".