Reality Bending Consequences

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Reality Bending Consequences

Warning: Bending Reality May Cause Unpredictable Outcomes

As a researcher in the Department of Unconventional Physics, you're probably aware of the risks associated with reality bending. But don't worry, it's all part of the job.

Our team of experts has been studying the effects of reality bending on the fabric of space-time. We've seen some wild things, let's just say.

Recent Projects:

• Project Chrono-Surfing: Time Travel for Fun and Profit
• Reality Warp Drive: The Next Generation
• Gravity Manipulation Gadgets: The Future of Transportation

Get in Touch

For all your reality-bending needs, contact us at:

[insert email here]

Or visit us in person:

Department of Unconventional Physics
123 Main Street, Anytown USA

Disclaimer:

Bending reality may cause:

• Unpredictable outcomes
• Unstable space-time continuum
• Uncontrollable laughter

Side Effects May Include:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Reality-induced psychosis
• Unexplained changes in your socks

Not responsible for any damage caused by reality bending. Use at your own risk.