A condition where one's browser is so overwhelmed by the vast number of tabs, it's as if the browser itself has developed sentience and is now judging its owner for their lack of focus.
Causes:
- Opening tabs for every cat video ever
- Researching every possible recipe for ramen noodles
- Reading the entire text of every Wikipedia article on a given topic
Symptoms:
- Browser constantly freezing and loading
- Mouse cursor flickering with an otherworldly energy
- Feeling of existential dread when closing a tab