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We specialize in finding the perfect excuse for doing nothing.
Our team of experts is currently studying the art of losing focus, exploring the intricacies of the human mind's ability to distract itself.
Learn about our latest research on Excuse EngineeringOur researchers are diving deep into the world of streaming services, analyzing the addictive nature of cat videos and the like.
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