Warning: the more you think, the less you'll be able to do.
We're a community of overthinkers, stuck in an infinite loop of overanalysis.
Our members spend 90% of their time contemplating the meaning of life, and the other 10% wondering where they left their keys.
Visit our subpage on Philosophical Panic for more existential dread.
Warning: joining us may cause excessive mental fatigue, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of your relationships.
Apply to join our community of overthinkers, and risk losing your grip on reality.
Send us an email to overthinkers@paralysisbyanalysis.com with your application and a 5-page essay on the meaning of life.
Paralysis by Analysis, its members, and affiliates are not responsible for any mental or emotional damage caused by excessive overanalysis.
We're not responsible for your lost productivity, your social life, or your sanity.
We're not responsible for anything, really.