Welcome to Paranoiac-Physics-101: Where the Laws of Motion Are Optional

Here, we'll explore the delightful world of Paranoiac Physics, where the fundamental laws of reality are mere suggestions. In this course, you'll learn how to:

Manipulate the fabric of space-time to get to class on time
Turn invisible at will (but only on Wednesdays)
Communicate with inanimate objects (don't worry, they'll listen)

And, of course, our expert instructors will guide you through the art of:

Time-Domain-Torture: A hands-on course in temporal manipulation. Quantum-Snippits: A crash course in quantum entanglement for the faint of heart. Paranoiac-Physics-Experiments: Where the laws of physics are tested, but not really.