Paranoid Protips

Because your life is a constant emergency.

Protip 1: Always assume the worst.

Trust no one, especially the authorities. They're out to get you.

Read the Protips for Paranoids

Protip 2: Build a bunker.

Avoid the apocalypse with an early investment in subterranean real estate.

Learn more about bunker design

Protip 3: Never trust a stranger with a smile.

Especially the ones with a sandwich board.

Understand the dangers of smiling