Subpage 4: The Unmentionable Truth
As a parent, you've been doing it wrong. You've been too soft. Too permissive. Too... Too trusting.
But fear not! For on this subpage, we'll teach you the art of disapproving with the best of them.
From the art of the withering glance, to the subtle yet crushing blow of the raised eyebrow, we'll cover it all in our comprehensive guide to Parental Disapproval 101.
This is the foundation of it all. The stare that says, "I'm watching you, I'm judging you, and I'm not impressed."
Practice your disapproving stare in front of the mirror. Hold it for at least 5 seconds. Then, without warning, release it on an unsuspecting family member. Repeat as needed.
Take the Disapproving Stare Drills