Party Animal FAQ - The Unofficial Guide to Not Having a Social Life
Q: What is a Party Animal?
A: A Party Animal is a person who can eat an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting and still manage to have a social life.
Q: How to Be a Party Animal
A: First, practice your "I'm not a morning person" face in the mirror. Next, invest in a good bottle of wine. Then, repeat "I'm not a party animal" until it feels true.
Q: What is the Party Animal Code of Conduct?
A: Don't wear pleated pants. Don't eat a whole pizza by yourself. Never say "I'm not a party animal" unless you're actually not a party animal. And for the love of God, never wear socks with sandals.
Q: What is the Party Animal Code of Fashion?
A: Anything goes, as long as it's loud, it's bright, and it's covered in sequins. Oh, and don't forget to wear your "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.
Disclaimer: The views expressed here are entirely fictional and not to be taken seriously. Or are they?