Frequently Asked Questions for Party Animals

Q: What is a party animal?

A: A party animal is someone who's always ready to rage against the ordinary.

Q: How do I become a party animal?

A: It's simple: just drink, dance, and repeat.

Q: Will I ever have a bad party?

A: Only if you invite a teetotaler.

Q: What's the best party food?

A: Nachos. Always.

Q: Can I bring a party animal to my wedding?

A: Only if you're having a rave.

Q: What's the difference between a party animal and a wild animal?

A: One wears a party hat, the other has a fur coat.