Q: What is a Party Animal?
A: A Party Animal is a mythical creature that exists solely to attend parties and consume an absurd amount of snacks.
Q: What kind of snacks do Party Animals consume?
A: Anything edible. Literally. They have no discerning taste, but they'll eat it if it's free.
Q: Can I become a Party Animal?
A: Only if you're willing to sacrifice your social life, your diet, and your liver.
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Q: Is there a Party Animal support group?
A: No. You're on your own. Literally.
Disclaimer: The Party Animal is a fictional creature and not actually a thing. Don't try this at home.