Dancing Tips
Rule #1: Never wear pants while dancing
Rule #2: Always bring a water bottle
Rule #3: Don't try to outdo the DJ, they're probably just trying to mess with you
Rule #4: Never trust anyone who says "this dance is just like yoga, but with more music"
Rule #5: Always have a Plan B in case your dance moves are too embarrassing to be seen by the public
Rule #6: Don't get too close to the speakers, you might get sucked into the bass
Rule #7: If you're not sure what to do with your hands, just flap them wildly like a bird in distress
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