When it comes to gift-giving, we, the party crashers, have our own set of rules. And by "our own set of rules," I mean "the only set of rules that matters."
Gifts should be given with the sole intention of one-upping the host.
Never show up empty-handed, but also never arrive uninvited.
Gift wrapping is an art form, but so is gift unwrapping. Prioritize the thrill of the unwrap.
When giving a gift, always consider the host's tastes, unless you want to be a true original.
Gifts should never be returned. Ever. Unless you want to be known as a party crasher.
Remember, the art of gift-giving is all about one-upping. And if you can't handle the competition, don't bother showing up.