Item 1: "I'm Not a Morning Person" Policy
This policy covers the costs associated with being a night owl. It starts at 3 AM on Friday nights and lasts until 10 AM on Sunday mornings.
Benefits include:
- Complimentary pillow forts
- Discounted sleep-in coffee
- Free weekend passes for the in-laws
Cost: $1000/year
Eligibility: Must be a self-proclaimed night owl or have a documented history of sleepwalking into the fridge at 3 AM.
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