Section 3: The Fine Print
Disclaimer: Because you probably didn't read the whole policy
Section 3.1: What We're Not Responsible For
- Uncontrollable urges to dance the Macarena
- Spontaneous combustion caused by excessive partying
- Lost socks in the wash (but not in our laundry facilities)
- The consequences of a poorly planned keger party
Section 3.2: What We Are Responsible For
- Providing a roof over your head (if you can afford it)
- Free Wi-Fi (but not actually free)
- Emergency services (but only on Tuesdays)