Section 3: "We'll Pay for Your Regret"

You're probably thinking, "What's the worst that could happen?" Well, let us tell you: you could get sued for millions. That's why we offer our patented Exclusionary Policy A, which explicitly excludes us from paying for any damage that's not your fault.

But wait, there's more! Our Policy B offers an add-on for double or triple the coverage of your standard policy. That's right, we'll pay for more of your regret.

Don't wait, contact us today to learn more about how we'll pay for your regret!