Step 1: Gather Your Crew
Assemble a team of misfits, ne'er-do-wells, and recovering alcoholics. A minimum of 3, maximum of 12, but ideally 5-7.
Step 2: Choose Your Venue
Find a location with a decent keg, a questionable ventilation system, and a hint of desperation. Abandoned warehouses, dingy bars, and rundown clubs are all fair game.
Step 3: Plan Your Move
Coordinate with your crew to ensure maximum chaos and minimum supervision. Set up a playlist of 90s alternative hits and a 3-1-3 ratio of beer-to-bottle-service.
Step 4: Execute the Plan
Crash the party with reckless abandon, dodging bouncers, and making poor life choices. When in doubt, blame it on the host.
Step 5: Bask in Glory
Crowd-surf on tables, steal the punch, and claim your rightful place as the life of the party. Repeat as necessary until the cops arrive or the keg runs dry.