Party Crasher's Guide to Ruining the Fun

Q: What is a Party Crashers?

• A: We are the party crashers.
• Also known as: Party Poopers, Social Butterflies, and Human Vessels of Chaos.

Q: Why should I care?

• A: Because you want to ruin your friend's party, of course!
• But seriously, we have a code of conduct, and we're looking for volunteers.

FAQs

Q: What is the best way to crash a party?

A: We can't tell you that. But we can tell you how to avoid being invited back.

Q: Can I crash a party with you?

A: We're always looking for new recruits. Contact us at Recruitment for more information.

Q: Will you crash my party?

A: Only if we get bored with our current party crashing schedule.

Q: How do I get my party back on track after you crashers crash it?

A: You can't. We're not responsible for your party's poor planning.

Code of Conduct