Party Crashers Manual: Invitations

Congratulations, you have been invited to crash the most exclusive party of the century! This manual will guide you through the art of crashing with style and finesse.

Pre-Party Preparation

Before you can crash, you must prepare. This includes:

• Practicing your best "accidental" smile.
• Developing a plausible excuse for why you're not on the guest list.
• Familiarizing yourself with the dress code (optional, but trust us, it's worth it).

Don't forget to bring your A-game (and a small gift, if you're feeling extra generous).

At The Party

When you arrive at the party, make sure to:

• Mingle with the hosts and other guests, but avoid drawing too much attention to yourself.
• Converse about the weather, politics, or anything else that's not too taxing.
• Make friends with the bartender, but only if you can handle the inevitable judgment.

And most importantly, don't spill anything on the host's designer sofa.

Post-Party Protocol

When the night is over, and it's time to leave:

• Make a gracious exit, but only after you've managed to get the host's phone number.
• Send a thoughtful thank-you note or gift (we won't judge you if it's just a hastily scribbled napkin with their name on it).
• And finally, don't forget to delete all the incriminating evidence from your phone.

Remember, crashing a party is an art form. Practice makes perfect. Happy crashing!

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