Chapter 4: The Crash
So, you've managed to get invited to a party, but only by accident. Congratulations! You are now an honorary guest, and it's time to crash.
First, make sure you're dressed to impress. I mean, who doesn't love a good "I just rolled out of bed and threw on whatever was on the floor" look?
Next, make sure you bring an impressive bottle of something. Wine, beer, or in this case, a nice bottle of kerosene.
And finally, always be ready to leave at a moment's notice. You don't want to be that guy stuck in a corner, nursing a lukewarm glass of kerosene.
Chapter 5: The Art of the Perfect Exit